Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer.
This goes on for a few hours until they come to anagreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computersand begin.
They type furiously, lines ofcode streaming up the screen, forseveral hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt oflightning strikes, taking out the electricity.
Moments later, the power isrestored, and God announces that thecontest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has comeup with. Satan is visibly upset, andcries, "I have nothing.
I lost it allwhen the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us seeif Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screencomes to life in vivid display, thevoices of an angelic choir pour forthfrom the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I losteverything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?" God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."
February 28, 2008
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